Since I was so tired yesterday, I couldn’t be sure if it was just the delerium that was making Unclyclopedia.org so funny to me, so I suspended judgement until this morning. After 14 hours of sleep and a cold Zante Pizza breakfast I went back and cried tears of joy once again. Someone has finally harnessed the true power of the Wiki in the name of misinformation (and inside jokes). I’m going to go play whiffle-ball now.

I finally migrated almost all of the photos from the old fiftyfootfoghorn over to here. You can see them here (same as the photographs link on the left). Next up are all the art pages and some projects.

Also notice “The Future” on your left, sporting a tiny delorean. I’ll post neato upcoming shows and events there.

I was thinking today, “What could possibly be better than Google?” Naturally that led several successive questions, like “What could possibly be 2 or 3 or 4 times better than Google?”

Then it hit me.

I am now poised to rise up as a leader of the new NEW information age. I could hardly believe my eyes when I saw that no one before me had registered…

GoogleGoogleGoogleGoogle.com

Yeah, I know - its already 4 times better than what they got. More details to follow. I’m open to suggestions as to what it shall be, but am forming plans quickly.

If you have something of value to offer in trade, I could be persuaded to set up your very own GoogleGoogleGoogleGoogle.com email account. Things of value may include:

• High fives
• Low fives
• Compliments
• Reasons to live

I know this is old news, but I just started using it again thanks to a new Wayback bookmarklet.

It works like this:

1. Drag this link to your browser’s toolbar: Wayback
2. When you are trying to look at a website that is no longer available, or has removed content from a page that you want to see again, or you just want to see older versions of that page just click that new toolbar link.

Here is the archive of fiftyfootfoghorn.com.

I have finished the bulk of the work in creating the journal set-up I will use to post entries while traveling. I am very proud of it.

It goes like this: I’m out somewhere with my notebook and small GPS unit and decide to write an entry. I write down the latitude and longitude along with my precious thoughts and email the whole thing to the mothership when I get access to the internet later on. The script that I wrote / cobbled together uses Wordpress and the Google Maps API to put a pushpin on the map at the exact location and link it to the post page. Then, the script cycles through the points in chronological order and connects them with a red line, showing my path as I travel. Each post page also gets its own tiny inset map. Fuck I’m such a nerd.

I just bought the domain last night cause i thought it was funny. What should I put on it?